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Quiet airport.
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Lack of lines is a good thing.
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I hop into the cab and we're off to Mandalay Bay.
As I'm looking around, I notice a nice crisply folded $20 bill behind the
driver's seat on the floor. At first I think "Great, first win of the
trip!" Then I wonder if it's actually the driver's twenty, or did it
belong to a previous passenger? Then as I sit there longer, (after I
slyly bent down to pick it up) I wonder if I'm on that stupid "What Would
You Do?" show or some other hidden camera type of setup. In the end,
the fare was around $14 so the entire $20 went to him. I'll take the
free cab ride.
I wander up to the check-in desk, only
to be told there are no rooms available and to come back around 11:00.
Argh..... It's December 20th, and they don't have a single room ready?
Whatever. In any case, I drop off my bags, and start to wander through
Mandalay Bay, Luxor and Excalibur and make my way towards Venetian. My
current plan is to make it to Bouchon's brunch.
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Tree in Mandalay Bay's lobby.
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Simple lobby pic.
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Despite the $4 increase, this bitch still enjoys the Excalibur buffet.
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As luck would have it, every moving walkway I
could have taken advantage of was off. They were working in the
opposite direction, but not for me. By the time I got through
Excalibur I was flustered enough to just wander out the front door and have
a cab hailed. I was dropped off at Venetian about five short minutes
later.
I find Bouchon and wander in to a
nearly empty room. I was taken to my table, and scanned over my
options. In the end, I landed on trying out the salmon baguet, with an
order of brioche toast, with a breakfast morning bellini.
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View straight ahead from my table.
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To my left.
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To my right towards the entrance.
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Tap water and an over priced bellini.
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A server quickly comes by and offers me a piece of
bread with some frozen butter, and jam. Why do they always bring out
butter that puts concrete to shame? Not like it spreads worth a damn,
and I'm not really into chewing butter that crunches more than ice.
Then I wonder if perhaps they screwed up my toast order. In the end, I
guess this is just a typical bread serving that comes along to nearly every
patron.
The baguet comes out and has the
typical condiments on the side. Tomatoes, cappers, and onion. It
was very similar to the bagel I had at the Mansion when we stayed at the
SkyLofts. Salmon was nice and fresh, tomatoes were crisp, and the
onion had just enough of a bite. The cream cheese spread was mixed
with chives which was a welcome taste and texture. The bellini was
just "eh." The peach puree was almost tart and not in a pleasant way.
The champagne was fine and crisp, but together they didn't go well.
I'd give it a five out of ten. The brioche toast was awesome. It
was thick, warm and crumbly and was strong enough to support a layer of jam
spread and not much more. I paid in short order and made my way out.
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Rock hard bread, anyone?
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Salmon baguet presentation.
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Another bellini shot.
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Final total.
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Leaving Bouchon.
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Venetian ceiling.
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I decide to wander over to Bellagio and see what their
holiday display is looking like. As I wander past the shops, the mood
to gamble strikes as I wander past the $5 blackjack table. Of course
there were no available seats, so instead I settle in at the $10 minimum
table instead. The dealer greets me, and things get underway.
First hand she deals herself a blackjack. Okay...no problem.
We'll just get that out of the way now. I proceed to lose the next 6
hands in a row. Who loses seven hands in a row at blackjack? I
shove my remaining chips out in an attempt to stage a comeback. "Are
you going to win one?" she asks me. I reply with a humbling "I
certainly hope so." I guess that was the wrong attitude, since she
again dealt herself a blackjack, and I was vanquished. Time to move
on.
It was approximately 10:30 AM, and the
crowds all seemed to be in the conservatory. I snap a few
pictures while trying to dodge unintentionally photo bombing other tourists
posing by the displays.
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Candy anyone?
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Presents for a giant.
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First conservatory picture.
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Greatest threat to america....Bears!
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My attempt at a tree shot.
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Hello to you too.
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They have some big balls at Bellagio.
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Gotta guard that tree...
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Ornaments.
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Fountain in action.
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Snowman.
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From the conservatory, I wander down the halls of
Bellagio and make my way to the tram connecting them to City Center and
ultimately Monte Carlo. I use the free transportation to help me along
in my venture back to Mandalay Bay. I purposely skip over City Center
so I can take it in the next day. Fast forward one short walk, and I'm
back at the check in desk at Mandalay Bay.
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Aria tower.
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Another view.
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You make it show up in 2 minutes!
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Shot of the Palms towers while I waited.
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And a Rio shot to go with it.
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As we pass over Aria's main entrance.
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Another Aria shot through the blue tinted windows.
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A random shot along the way to Mandalay Bay.
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As luck would have it, the clerk was able to upgrade
me to THE Hotel due to my request. No hidden $20 trick needed, just a
simple request and a decent attitude will sometimes produce the same
results. I'm sure the low occupancy rate and time of year didn't hurt
my chances either. I confusingly make my way to the lobby and elevator
bank I needed to find. For tonight I'll be on floor 20.
My room was luckily only a few feet
away from the elevators which makes for a convenient touch. My key
works on the first attempt, and I step into my home for the night. I
was very pleased with the accommodations.
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As you first walk in.
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Closer shot of the wall.
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From the window towards the front.
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Just relaxing in front of hte TV.
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Bar / sink area.
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From the living space into the bedroom.
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'Da bed....
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Towards the window.
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From the window facing the bathroom.
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iHome...cool.
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"Open says-a-me!"
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Wow, it worked.
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Bathroom counter.
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Does anyone ever really use those phones?
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Steam shower / sunken tub.
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Better tub angle.
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Bathroom TV.
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Shoe polisher and sewing kit? La-de-da!
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Mini bar.
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Muscle milk?
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I was happily checking out my new digs and called down
to have my bags brought up. They told me it'd be at least half an
hour, so I just took the time to scan over everything and relax.
Certainly almost thirty minutes on the dot, my luggage arrived. The
gentleman's name was Zeek, and was more than an adequate ass kisser.
Asking me if I needed anything, referring to me as Mr., etc. I did
inquire about the locked mini bar, and he quickly tracked down a key for me.
Once Zeek made his departure, I
thought I'd take full advantage of the steam shower and sunken tub. I
turned on the bathroom TV, and just relaxed for a good while. I filled
the tub with some scorching water and settled in. Normally I'm not
into the whole girly bath salts idea, but this time I poured those bastards
in like they're going out of style. I was hoping they'd help combat
the forming blisters on my feet.
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Operation "tub fill" is underway.
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I was embarassingly excited to use them. I can admit it.
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Me taking advantage of the rob and slippers offerings.
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THE Notepad.
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Doodles?
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Casinos shut down power in Vegas? Um, why?
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My room number, so I wouldn't forget.
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Hallway art.
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Once I'm dressed and presentable, I wander out and
scan over the action in the poker room. They don't have any seats
immediately available, so I put myself on a no limit interest list. To
kill some time, I venture nearly next door to Rick Moonen's RM Seafood.
I wasn't starving, but did want to try something from their menu. I
still had $100 worth of MGM / Mirage certificates to use on this trip since
they'll expire at the end of 2009. I decided to go balls out and went
for the "Shot and a Roll" offering they had. It was seared foie gras
wrapped in a tempura roll, topped with uni. The "shot" part of it was
basically a sake bomb. Half a glass of Sapporo beer with some house
sake.
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RM's specialty roll menu.
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Straight ahead from my perspective.
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The kitchen scene at RM.
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To the upper area.
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A view out towards Mandalay Place.
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The shot and a roll. Delicious!
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A better forward shot.
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Another view to the left.
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"We came..."
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"We saw...."
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"We kicked its ass!"
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The rolls were more filling than I anticipated.
They were rich and delicious. I'm glad I didn't order any other
seafood or sushi rolls to go along with them. By the time my bill was
settled, I was now able to find a vacant seat at a $1 / $2 no limit table.
I buy in and find myself seated next to a younger kid and his girlfriend
who's behind him. He's of course a wanna-be professional poker player.
It's just the attitude he exuded. You know, the guy that can never
make an easy lay down....has to try to eloquently flip his cards into the
muck, and thinks his chip tricks (or lack there of) are flashier than they
really are. He of course was winning.
I puttered along for about half an
hour, while sending text messages to BeeeJay between hands. My session
came to an end when my pocket kings were called down by pocket aces before
the flop. We also had another player making the call with a dismal
queen-ten. Not sure what that guy was thinking, but ultimately I was
busted and dejected. I hate poker.
I did have some luck making back my
previous losses from Bellagio at Mandalay Bay's blackjack tables. I'll
take any win I can at this point.
Time is flying by, and before too
long, I'm on my way over to MGM to meet up with BeeeJay and Mr. Scotch at
the Mansion. The three of us sat there for a good while exchanging
stories and just talking up a storm. Mr. Scotch had one of his
signature libations in his hand, while BeeeJay and I go for the Grey Goose
orange as our primary alcoholic source. The room had some players
seated, but nothing staggering. Time passes, and Mr. Scotch is soon
met by his son, and son's girlfriend. Time for them to head out to
dinner.
BeeeJay and I wander through MGM to
see if we can both find an available seat at one of their poker tables.
Of course they're full and despite the waiting list with 13 names on it
already, there's apparently no table opening anytime soon. Instead of
hanging around we venture to New York New York and one short escalator trip
later, we're at a roulette table. I think in the matter of 10 spins,
we each hit only a single number. BeeeJay soon busted and we parted
ways. I was holding my own at the table, and took my meager profits
and ran. I did notice that
Leah was
still working as a waitress, but man....the years haven't been as kind as
they should have been. She now has some black highlights in her
hair, which matched the dark circles under her eyes. Plus I think
she's too young to have significant wrinkles around the corners of her eyes,
and mouth. I didn't ask for a picture this time around.
I wander back towards Mandalay Bay and
just take my time scanning over the casino. I eventually come across a
$100 minimum roulette table (double zero) and see a chubby fellow who
appeared to have a severe Napoleon complex. He had easily $5,000 in
purple chips in front of him in addition to a few barrels of roulette chips
each worth $25. He was a real prick to the dealers since he was
obviously losing. It seemed after every two or three spins, he'd as
for a color change regarding his $25 chips. I texted BeeeJay after
watching Mr. Napoleon put $1,000 straight up on seventeen. It missed.
The waitress came by, and he snapped
at he that he wanted "Mandalay Bay's best Pinot Noir!" He then turned
his affection back towards the dealers. "I blanket the entire board,
and you can't hit one number? Not one!?" Yeah, he was a prick.
When his wine came back, he gave the
waitress one of his roulette chips, and was more than willing to display his
generousness by explaining "that's a $25 chip!" I'd see him offer up
his autograph time and time again further extending his markers. The
comedy of errors before my eyes came to an end when he had eventually
experienced enough. He cashed out his last six grand, and mumbled
something about his thirty thousand dollar losses. Karma's a bitch,
ain't it, buddy?
I figured now was as good a time as
any to check out rumjungle for something to eat. I remember being
curious about them on my first visit to Vegas. My how times have
changed. The place had one other table with people eating, and I think
there was maybe one person at the bar. Hopefully the place picks up as
the hours creep into the night. I landed on trying out the Rodizio
Fire Pit despite not having the hunger of a bear heading into hibernation.
I also opted for a 23 year old Zacapa rum
that wouldn't break the bank. It was okay. Thick and syrupy
however.
My server (also named Kevin) was
great, but the food just wasn't anything special. Half of the meats
were tough to get through, chewy and lacking flavor. I felt I could do
the same thing on my grill at home. My favorite two items were the
bacon wrapped chicken and the fire roasted chorizo. The rest were
easily forgettable.
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Rodizio Fire Pit menu at Mandalay Bay's rumjungle.
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Some sort of anchovie and oil product. "think of it as ketchup" my waiter said.
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The water wall in front of me.
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Chicken and chorizo.
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Corn, beans and sweet rice. Way too much food.
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My sipping rum.
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Blah...
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All that was left behind.
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Another rum picture.
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The bar on my left.
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Another bar shot.
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Checking out the legs on the drink.
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Their rum menu is rather impressive, so I was glad to
try something out. Their other 20+ aged rum is about $125 an ounce.
(but hey, for an extra $3, you can make it two ounces!) I skipped over
that one, and went with the next best thing. It was just too much
food, and it wasn't anything to brag about. I may head back there
someday for a drink, but nothing more. Meal status: Fail.
From this point on, I head back to the
poker room for session two of the day. It was a fairly friendly crowd,
but I couldn't catch much in the way of cards. At one point, I was
involved with an older gentleman who seemed to exude confidence. I was
forced to move all in when a flop came out as 8-8-9, and two clubs. I
held the jack ten of clubs and didn't think twice about my decision to make
a move. He makes the call and turns up a J-8. He says to me "you
play such horrible cards..." As the river produces my badly needed
seven (not clubs, damn it) I say "yeah, but sometimes you win with horrible
cards." He seems to think he's retorting back when he says in a snotty
'I told you so' type of tone: "And sometimes you don't."
It took the dealer shoving the chips my way for him to realize he didn't win
the hand. Ha!
My end came shortly after when I see a
flop while holding pocket jacks. It's a dismal board of 6-9-2 with two
spades, and I'm thinking I'm way ahead. I move in, and for the second
session in a row, again receive two callers. One was my new buddy who
held pocket queens, and another player holding two spades, which of course
hit on the river. Argh, bounced again. I hate poker....
A short while later I'm back at a
blackjack table, and running in place. Mr. Scotch sends me a text that
he's in the area and we meet up at the table. I stand up after yet
another losing session, and give him my seat. Not too much longer
BeeeJay finds us and settles in for a round as well. They fared better
than I did, so at least someone was making some money. We venture
around Mandalay Bay for a few minutes noticing how dead the place was.
Half the slots were without power, and the crowds were non-existent.
Even the high limit area was completely empty. I'm not meaning no one
was playing, but I mean deserted! Not a soul to be found. No
players, dealers, pit bosses, bartenders....hell not even a cleaning lady
was to be found.
BeeeJay was able to move over into his
Sky Suite at Aria a day early due to many unfortunate service screw-ups, so
it was a gain for him. We decided it'd be best to move all of Tuesday
night's party supplies over early, and a chance to give Mr. Scotch and
myself our first glimpses inside City Center.
We're walking out towards THE Hotel's
parking garage, when I notice a very good looking blonde (mostly) standing
by herself, holding a martini glass, whose pink contents I can only assume
was some sort of cosmo. She heads straight for us and says "there are
too many guys in this party." BeeeJay was nice enough to put
his arm around her and charmingly says "I like your cocktail." Her
response was a precious "Did somebody say cock? Come on, let's go..."
as she's trying to steer BeeeJay in her direction. I loop my arm
around him from the other side, and attempt to pull him away. I tell
our new found friend that "he's mine" and manage to pry the two apart.
She didn't believe it, but it was the best I could come up with on the spot.
(her mom must be so proud)
Fast forward one quick ride and we're
getting the bellman to load up the contents of Mr. Scotch's trunk.
Scotch, cigars, Cristal....glassware....we send it all away.
BeeeJay gives us a tour of the suite
and we note the finer things City Center has to offer. I mean, how
many properties supply free styrofoam in their cabinets, or offer up an
original sign to the construction workers who built your room? Classy,
I know!
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Would we be charged if we took the styrofoam?
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Don't adjust the dampers or you're gone!
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Tub from one bathroom.
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Shower and toilet.
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Walk in closet.
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Bedroom number one.
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TV in bedroom number one.
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Living area.
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Table and sitting area.
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Bedroom number two.
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Another bathroom. (no despackle setting on the bidet)
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Sitting area towards the bar area.
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Aria light switch.
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Tomorrow's prize....
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Sitting area again.
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TV in the sitting area, facing the bar and dining room.
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Fancy schmancy.
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Another table view.
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Other bathroom.
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Once everything shows up, and is put away in a mostly
organized manner, we venture downstairs. On the way out BeeeJay hands
each of us a room key to the suite, which we both thought was rather
generous on his part. Once downstairs BeeeJay and Mr. Scotch settle in
at a $25 a hand blackjack table with a dealer named something along the
lines of "Igor." Maybe it was "Vladimir" but it was something cool
sounding (my guess was it was Ukrainian). Through his thick accent he
tells us he's from Louisiana. Riiiight....
Mr. Scotch is taking advantage of the
Macallan being served on the floor, and I was sitting out this session.
My eyes were already starting to feel heavy. Mr. Scotch at one point
is dealt a 66. As the dealer is going for a card, he asks to turn his
hand into a straight. I'm not sure how that's possible, so we had to
razz him a little bit.
The rules are better for those opting
to play $25 a hand as opposed to all us other peons who can only shell out
$10 a hand. The dealer stands on all seventeen's, and it's a hand
shuffled shoe. No CSM's at that level of play. All blackjack
tables pay out 3:2 for a blackjack.
It was about 3:00 AM at the point
everyone decided to wrap it up and call it a night. Mr. Scotch was
feeling almost bullet proof and "volunteered" me up to drive his car back to
THE Hotel as that's where he was staying as well. It was no bother for
me, since it'd save me on a taxi as well. We stopped at not one, but
two different valet stations. As it turns out we were on an entirely
different floor and opposite direction we needed to be at one point.
One valet attendant offered to contact their counterpart on the opposite
side of the hotel to let them know we're on our way and to have the car
ready. That was cool of him.
We do find the appropriate valet stand
and of course the car is no where to be seen. A few minutes later it
makes its appearance. For the first time in my more than a dozen
trips, I'm driving in Vegas. Traffic was light so the trip back to THE
Hotel was quickly concluded. No drunk good looking hookers met us as
we made our way to the bank of elevator's. Mr. Scotch and I parted
ways for the evening.
After a quick bathroom break in the
room, I venture back downstairs to snap a few pics of the deserted casino.
There was hardly any power in the place. The dealers nor pit bosses
didn't seem to have any idea what the outage was for, but they knew it'd
last until approximately 5:00 AM. Great communication.
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It felt like a scene out of The Crow.....
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Complete darkness
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I chatted up with what appeared to be two metro
officers for a moment who were standing by the end of the dark and vacant
sports book. They didn't know what the outage was about either.
Conspiracy theory anyone.....?
Back up to the 20th floor, and I was
out for the evening.
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